Thought I'd never say Thursday

So, I'm starting a new series, for lack of a better term, of things I say as a mother of five boys that I thought would never leave my mouth.  This happens to me frequently.  I say something, then realize how hilarious it sounds!  Why not share them?!

1.) Don't bite the dishwasher.

2.) Don't lick the dishwasher (yes, my twins have some weird obsession with the dishwasher)

3.) Did someone poop somewhere?

4.) Don't drum on your brother.

5.) Did somebody just run into the house?! ( my teenagers had friends over and had engaged in a nerf gun war...seriously, someone ran into the house...the walls shook!)

6.) Why did you get into the tub with your clothes on?!

7.) Your underwear goes UNDER your pants.

8.) Why is there a chalk picture of a penis on my driveway?! (See #5)

9.) Don't let the dog lick your fingers!  He licks his butt, which means his butt is on your hands now! (Two year old looks at hands in horror.)

10.) Did you just stand to potty?  (Reply was a big smile and "Yes!  Just like Dada!!)

Feel free to share any Motherhood antics that will make us giggle...I'd love to read them and confirm I'm not the only one!