First blog EVER! ...I may babble

I feel like a novel author trying to figure out how to introduce her characters without confusing her readers....here we go

I am a mother of: two boys from my first marriage who are 15 and 13 plus twin 2 years old boys from my second marriage.
I am a step mother to a 22 year old young woman and a 14 year old boy
I am a step grandma to a beautiful 1 month old girl.

I' ll spare you further details...mostly because they confuse me as well!  My life is fuller than most, but I am happier than I could ever imagine possible!

Ok, just to set the tone of this blog (it will not be your fuzzy cume-by-ya blog), I will just jump right in with a snap shot of my hot mess I call my family:

Recently my 22 month old twin boys were standing in the kitchen with me and my husband.  Everyone knows this time of day...I had just gotten home from work after a 40 minute commute with the darlings, and hubby was finishing up cooking dinner after working all day himself  (yes, hubby...cooking...dinner! Right?!).  Tanner (the oldest twin by 8 minutes) is holding up his finger saying "Ewwwww!" Logan (our younger twin) is appropriately looking at said finger with great disgust. Yes, I was thinking what you're thinking, buggar alert.  Now, as a mother of five boys, this isn't even a blip on my grossness radar so I eloquently say, "Oh sweetie, that's just a buggar...eat it." I was kidding.  Tanner, being a toddler, took me literally.  As I was diving over Elmo to grab his hand before it made it to his mouth, I noticed it....was...poo.

Mommies, I can't make this stuff up....